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I am trying out this great linking thing and I'm going to go a bit overboard. For now, I'm going to show you the courthouse where I spend a lot of days. It is right up the hill from our office and it makes life sooo easy. The ladies in the coffee-shop in the...

We are trying to rent out our house since the contract for the sale fell through. Last night I showed it to three different groups of people. The first woman was very nice, pleasant, seemed normal. Her husband works construction and she's got three teenage kids. Now,...

stupid picture doesn't come up. now you'll never see it! never!! and i was so proud of...

The title to this post is not meant to be metaphysical. Hell, I don't even really know what metaphysical means anymore (even though I was a philosophy major). Anyway, my husband reminded me of a trial I did last year. My client was charged with sodomizing and...

We went up north yesterday to meet with the DA on this child sex case wherein our client is charged with doing all sorts of nasty stuff to two of his own kids and also to his ex-girlfriend's kid. He is actually charged with incest. This is not a charge you see all...

Dammit! Blondejustice has gone and done it again. To all potential clients out there - please say or do something funny in the next week or two so I can have some amusing anecdote to share. Thank you. In other news, my husband and I wrote a check for our new tiny...

So I'm reading all these other blogs, and if I knew how to link to them I would, but anyway, they are really funny. They have funny clients and funny things happen to them in court and their clients say funny things. Like http://blondejustice.blogspot.com (hey! I...

Things went okay in court yesterday after all. Well, okay being a relative term. My client got exactly twelve months and while I let out a huge sigh of relief, he looked at me like I had just sent him to the gas chamber. So, I had to have yet another conversation with...

I have to be in federal court today at 11:30, and my client (we shall call him JM) is going to get creamed. He plead guilty to sneaking a pakistani guy into the country. And, you know how we feel about those brown skinned people these days. (Just in case anyone...

I just took on a 17 count child sex case. I can't figure my client out, he doesn't really talk about the actual case, but spends our precious lawyer visit time talking about nonesense. "like what" you ask. I don't know!! He just talks and talks and talks about...

My posts are too long. I wonder how I can shorten them up. If I don't, I won't want to read them. I'm afraid of...

First, let me say I that I've noticed that I used lots of words in my last post. For that, I apologize. To whom? To my husband, who is probably the only one that reads this. Its good for him to read it, though, because as I've previously stated, I never want to talk...