Insomnia

It’s official. I have insomnia. I mean, I don’t know if its really official like I haven’t been medically diagnosed with it, but I think if you go to bed at 6:30 a.m. and then get up at noon and then take a viocodin and have five pints of beer and...

What is wrong with me?

It is 5:45 a.m. and I am still awake. I just finished re-reading Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood and it made me a little sad. Now I can’t sleep because of all the thinking. Whoever intvented thinking should be arrested. And I would not defend him/her. It...

Has this ever happened to you?

I was at the Barnes and Nobles yesterday, looking for legal reference guides (yeah, right) when suddenly I bumped into two of the cutest men I’ve seen in quite a while. I mean, other than the guy I live with, that is. See, Baltimore is not a particularly...

HELP!

You four readers out there, you are geniuses (genii?) right? Well, I have an issue. My resume sucks. Will one of you kind people please e-mail me and tell me you wouldn’t mind reading it? Here is the catch. . . I might cry if you post about my idiocy on your...

Why Travel Agents are good

It took me 10 minutes to book my flight to london, and then 15 hours to choose hotels in london and then I was thinking hey, let’s go to Rome, then Florence, then Paris. But see, you can’t easily get from Florence to Paris and you have to go back to Rome...

I betcha her lawyers feel good

Just as I was bragging about my murderer of pregnant wife reversal, along comes Andrea Yates and her show-offy lawyers. No, but seriously, I think its great. First, it will maybe give the state a chance to think about where Andrea really belongs (in a psychiatric...
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