I was at the Barnes and Nobles yesterday, looking for legal reference guides (yeah, right) when suddenly I bumped into two of the cutest men I’ve seen in quite a while. I mean, other than the guy I live with, that is. See, Baltimore is not a particularly attractive city, or maybe I need to leave the house more. Anyway, these two guys were hot. They were dressed in really nice suits with shiny shoes and nicely coiffed hair so I thought, eh, definately gay. But no, they weren’t gay. For a single hetero girl, they were worse than gay (I’m not a single girl, and the hetero thing is occasionally questionable) but I mean worse than gay in the “I don’t know if he’d be that into you” kind of way – They were Jesus Christ people. When I looked up I noticed they had name tags on that said something like “Church of Christ” and then when I saw them later they were in the Jesus Christ section of the store. Now, I did catch them looking at the Heidi Klum fitness book that was in their path, I mean, they glanced at it but I’m sure it was strictly to look at her and pray for her soul because she looks like ass on the cover of the book.
So yeah, really hot Jesus Christ people. I hope they come knocking on our door soon.
