I do nothing with my life. . . but

Jan 6, 2005 | Not Gulity No Way |

I am a big loser. I do nothing. Literally nothing. Okay, here is what I do: wake up around 9:30 or 10 or 10:30 or 11. Drink coffee. Watch food t.v. network and think about eating something. Go to the bathroom. Drink more coffee. Read blogs, think about writing...

my resume is boring

Jan 3, 2005 | Not Gulity No Way | 1 comment

My resume is boring. I mean, I do cool stuff, you know, but it doesn’t come through in my resume. Here is a line, get ready to have your socks blown off “Criminal defense trial attorney representing clients in local, state, and federal courts on all...

My sappho, my sappho, my sappho and me.

Jan 2, 2005 | Not Gulity No Way | 2 comments

I have two dogs. One of them is part coon hound, part german shephard and part beagle. His name is Mocha Java. Java is a good dog, he’s looks like a tired old man and moves pretty slow. He gets to wear the “collar of honor” a/k/a “the shocking...

Life’s little ironies

Dec 30, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way | 2 comments

In my former life, the one where I had a job and a purpose in life, I was a lawyer. A trial lawyer primarily, but to earn some extra cash I would also write appeals; you know, those things called “briefs” that all the nerdy lawyer types really get into. In...

Did everyone miss the point?

Dec 28, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way | 1 comment

See, the point of the last post was that he was saying no, you aren’t fat, but thought it would be funny to say yes because he knows I am sensitive about my weight right now and not that the answer was actually yes, you are fat because if that was the honest...
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