Why I heart paris

blogger needs a heart symbol. i am in paris and have three min left on the comp. and i am confused by the keyboard even more than the english one. but here are sqome reasons to heart paris fois gras crepes as fast food they really wear berets, i mean really north...

Tally ho pip pip and tea, you bloody wanker!

I am in London, in a very crowded internet cafe. I’m having a bit of difficulty with the keyboard because the pound sign is where the @ should be. And, the keyboard is very big for my little fingers. Oh well. We got in yesterday after an event filled flight....

Everything is Gay

What the f*ck? I don’t know where or how I found this, but you need to watch it. It’s long, but its worth it to hear the little fat kid say “McDonald’s is gay” and “Orange Juice raped my father and we all know orange juice is a man...

Why I am still unemployed.

Thank you to those who offered to help with my resume. I think its lovely now and will actually hightlight my skillzes, if you know what I’m sayin sayin. Hopefully I will have an e-mail or voicemail or some sort of electronic notification that someone in this...
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