You four readers out there, you are geniuses (genii?) right? Well, I have an issue. My resume sucks. Will one of you kind people please e-mail me and tell me you wouldn’t mind reading it? Here is the catch. . . I might cry if you post about my idiocy on your blog. Seriously, I would cry. But if you read it and then post about how freaking awesome I am and how you had no idea that I was really that talented then I, ummm. . . I won’t cry, how’s that?
Thank you.
