Sep 27, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
Dammit! Blondejustice has gone and done it again. To all potential clients out there – please say or do something funny in the next week or two so I can have some amusing anecdote to share. Thank you. In other news, my husband and I wrote a check for our new...
Sep 23, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
So I’m reading all these other blogs, and if I knew how to link to them I would, but anyway, they are really funny. They have funny clients and funny things happen to them in court and their clients say funny things. Like http://blondejustice.blogspot.com (hey!...
Sep 23, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
Things went okay in court yesterday after all. Well, okay being a relative term. My client got exactly twelve months and while I let out a huge sigh of relief, he looked at me like I had just sent him to the gas chamber. So, I had to have yet another conversation with...
Sep 22, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
I have to be in federal court today at 11:30, and my client (we shall call him JM) is going to get creamed. He plead guilty to sneaking a pakistani guy into the country. And, you know how we feel about those brown skinned people these days. (Just in case anyone...
Sep 21, 2004 | Not Gulity No Way |
I just took on a 17 count child sex case. I can’t figure my client out, he doesn’t really talk about the actual case, but spends our precious lawyer visit time talking about nonesense. “like what” you ask. I don’t know!! He just talks and...