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When my novel is finished, i'm starting this blog all over. It sucks. I am determined to end all suckiness as soon as this book is finished. I mean finished as in the first draft of it is finished. That will be monday. Then sainora old notguilty blog. Hello new...

I am at 32,000 words, as the title indicates. My character has finally got to Afghanistan. Now what? I'll let you know when I figure it out. Only 18,000 more of these things to go. But, not off to have dinner at HM's house. My social life is out of control. By the...

I've never seen an episode of Dawson's Creek ever, I swear. My friend H loves it, but she loves everything on the WB. Anyway, there is a song from Dawson's Creek that apparently is a cover of a Bonnie Raitt song called "feels like home" and I've been listening to it...

I'm taking a break from my novel. I've been working on it like mad. Okay, let me be honest, it's not really my life's work like I've been slaving over it for years. It needs to be done by Monday, and it needs to be fifty thousand words. So far I've got 26,000 and my...

hello hello. I know, all four of you missed me dreadfully and are now smiling smiles of smilieness now that I'm back. London and Paris are still there, they still say "mind the gap" at tube stops, but not as frequently as I remembered, and as you've previously read, I...

blogger needs a heart symbol. i am in paris and have three min left on the comp. and i am confused by the keyboard even more than the english one. but here are sqome reasons to heart paris fois gras crepes as fast food they really wear berets, i mean really north...

I am in London, in a very crowded internet cafe. I'm having a bit of difficulty with the keyboard because the pound sign is where the @ should be. And, the keyboard is very big for my little fingers. Oh well. We got in yesterday after an event filled flight. Here is...

So tomorrow we are off to merry old England. You know, the mother country and tally ho and bit bit. Wait, that's Britney's dog right. So yeah, that's where we are going to be. And then on the 18th we are going to Paris by Chunnel. Chunnel is a funny word, don't you...

What the f*ck? I don't know where or how I found this, but you need to watch it. It's long, but its worth it to hear the little fat kid say "McDonald's is gay" and "Orange Juice raped my father and we all know orange juice is a man so orange juice is gay." Just watch...

Please comment in my blog. It makes me sad when I look down and see a row of zeros. they look like this 0 0 0 0 0. Sad notguilty. Sad. Crying...

Thank you to those who offered to help with my resume. I think its lovely now and will actually hightlight my skillzes, if you know what I'm sayin sayin. Hopefully I will have an e-mail or voicemail or some sort of electronic notification that someone in this legal...

It's official. I have insomnia. I mean, I don't know if its really official like I haven't been medically diagnosed with it, but I think if you go to bed at 6:30 a.m. and then get up at noon and then take a viocodin and have five pints of beer and are still up at...