I use the term litmus test with only a vague understanding of it’s meaning. I am, unfortunately, a science moron, and only remember something about paper turning purple if it’s basic? Or is it acidic?  Regardless, I understand it means “a test in which a single factor(as an attitude, event, or fact) is decisive.” At least, that’s what Merriam-Webster says and they are pretty popular so I will go with that.  Most of the time we don’t have a litmus test for our friends, we are willing to accept that people have different attitudes about things and if we share a number of similarities, we can agree to disagree about a few things without jeopardizing our entire relationship.  For example, I can accept that people need religion. I don’t get it (anymore) and I make judgements about people who say “because the Bible/Koran/Torah tells me so” in response to things.  I once talked to a nice young fellow who believed the Bible invented marriage.  It was a curious moment since I thought otherwise he was fairly smart, but he didn’t understand the how or why of marriage and that it wasn’t because God thought it was morally right and told Jesus who then told us (well, them, not me), and that made me a little sad.  But while the reasoning was way off, if it helped him get to where he needed to be, that’s ok, right?

I hear there are people who don’t like Kimchi, there are people I am friendly with who are anti-choice or who think Sarah Palin isn’t the dumbest person to ever walk the earth. They vote Republican and think I am a crazed liberal. There are people I like who choose to stay home and raise their kids and I think that is not the best thing in the world, and there are people who choose not to have children because they admit to being too selfish. I’m not sure I’m on board with that either.  But see – all this proves I am just a terribly tolerant individual.  Mostly.  Except for this one thing.

If you are against gay marriage I probably don’t really like you. If you are a person who clings to religion as the reason then you’ve clearly got two strikes against you.  I cannot explain to you why I feel so strongly about this, but I do.  Is it, maybe, because some of the people I know and respect most are gay? I don’t know if that’s it. Is it because the people who are opposed are such morons? That could be it, maybe. But there is just something about the desire to deny people who love each other the chance to have what the rest of us have that just makes me think you are just very, very wrong.  If your reason is because God says it’s wrong, I probably just feel terribly sorry for you and your inability to use the brain power that God gave you to think it through for yourself.   How does God create someone and something he hates?  Why?

If someone could give me a legal, logical, well thought out reason why same sex couples should not get married that doesn’t involve getting married to a duck,I’d love to hear it. But, I doubt you can.

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