I’ve been mulling around a few post ideas for several weeks.  I know it’s been slow over here at notguilty, but I’m working on some stuff and things that are very client-centric right now – motions and discovery and general lawyer like business.  I have been reading some blogs, but not with the frequency I used to, but today I took some time and perused the blawgosphere and came upon Scott Greenfield’s post on criminalizing bullying.  As some of you know, I have three-year-old twin boys.  They recently started full-time daycare and they really do like it, but little did I know that all of this craziness starts this young – the name calling, the creation of cliques and pecking orders – ‘mean girls’ and ‘cool kids’.  I see it now in this little daycare in our little suburban town.

The other day Yonas got into the car and said to me “Poopy.  Mommy poopy.  You drive a poopy car.”  Now, I cannot argue with the basic premise of his statement.  My car is a piece of shit, of that there is no doubt, but before daycare and exposure to other kids, it was “our van” (yes, I drive a mini-van, get over it).  Then last week Yacob had dirt thrown in his face by another kid.  I know, I know, they are only three and this stuff will happen.  But it’s not like it stops later on.  There are forever kids who throw dirt in other kids’ faces.  Eventually there are even meaner words and, eventually, fist fights.  I know it’s coming.  I know it is.  And I want to protect my babies from the mean, callous, cruel world.  I want them to know how wonderful they are and how much potential they have to do great things if they want to, if they try.  I want to teach them to be kind, and strong, and unafraid.  To know when to fight and when to turn the other cheek. 

With that said, I don’t want bullying to be criminalized.  It is a sign of weakness as a society, as adults and parents that we would abdicate this responsibility of teaching our children right from wrong to the schools. What wisdom is there left for us to impart onto our children when the schools get to decide it all? I no longer need to have a word with the parent, or call the school, I don’t have to tell my child that if someone pushes them, to push back harder because, well, the school’s taking care of all of that.  I am decidedly against school turning my kids into giant weenies who won’t know how to stand up for themselves, or for others.  How will my kids know right and wrong if they never see it, if they never hear it or have to fight against it?  Are we just going to perpetuate this ridiculous idea that all of the world is friendly and nice forever?  For how long can we keep this up and what happens when the fantasy breaks down? Who will take care of my kids when they face meanness as adults? What school will step up to make it all better then?

I was never bullied so I don’t know what it feels like.  My parents always told me that if someone tried to do something to me, or said something to me, I should take matters into my own hands and they would have my back.  They always made sure that I knew that it wasn’t okay for me to stand by while others were being picked on either.  So, I stand up for those who can’t stand up for themselves.  I’ve made it sort of a career, in fact. And I know that those who were bullied will probably be in favor of this law and tell me I have no idea what it feels like, and they are right. But that’s par for the course – people always want laws that they feel benefit their particular situation.  The truth is that you can’t mandate that everyone be nice.

Or can you?  Maybe it’s time to think about home-schooling.

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