So tomorrow we are off to merry old England. You know, the mother country and tally ho and bit bit. Wait, that’s Britney’s dog right. So yeah, that’s where we are going to be. And then on the 18th we are going to Paris by Chunnel. Chunnel is a funny word, don’t you think? I think its pertty damned amusing. Why didn’t they call it the Tannel? Or the, dammit, I can’t think of anything else. Well, I’ll be sending you word from the old country.
You know, Afghanistan fought a war against the English twice? We won both times. Well, now that I think of it, I have been a member of a country that’s beaten the Brits ass three times. Pretty good, eh?
Be good while I’m away.
Pip pip cheerio. Have a good trip!
Four times. The U.S. won the war of 1812 too. (Depending who you ask.)
Have a good trip! You’ll be missed!