I am very disappointed that blondie has not updated her blog in about a week. I am also dismayed at the lack of posts from the rest of you. You know who you are.
Don’t you know that I count on reading you during my study breaks and that it is essential, in fact, imperative, that you continually post new and exciting things on your sites? What do you think I pay you for? If you keep this up, I will have to start reading other people’s blogs and that means I would have to go into their archives and start at the very beginning to familiarize myself with them, which would distract me from my studying and take up exhorbitant amounts of time and then I would fail the exam and I would have to work full time at Bath and Body Works and it would be all your fault.
How would you feel then, huh? huh? I’ll tell you. You would feel bad. Very very bad. You would cry and say “I made notguilty fail. It’s all my fault. I’m a bad blogger!” And then you would have to turn to a life of drug use and abuse and your family would kick you out on the street and you would be homeless and smelly and I would not – NOT – let you into my Bath and Body Works store to get warm.
So write something, dammit!
