Karma always reminds me of Jenna Elfman. She played Darhma on Darhma and Greg and then she played this crazy woman in one of those made for t.v. movies on Lifetime, television for victims and I heard recently on Stern (howard, isn’t that where everyone gets their news?) that she made some sort of statement that she was sent here on earth to rid the planet of these space aliens that L. Ron Hubbard made up in his made up religion, scientology. Aww, come on Jenna! You are so hot! You have million foot long legs. Stop acting like an idiot.
Anyway, here’s my story. My test is tomorrow, right? So I figured since it was tomorrow at noon, I could look for my packet of stuff tomorrow morning before the test, you know, the little ticket and whatnot. But then I didn’t feel like studying anymore so I looked for it just a little while ago and you know what? My test was today.
No, just kidding. I mean, its not really funny. But, no, seriously, the test is tomorrow at 9:30 a.m.! What if I hadn’t looked for this stuff tonight? I would have been so screwed! Ack! I can’t figure it out. Is this a harbinger of bad tidings, or good tidings (would that be a harbinger too?) I dunno. But it has skewed my schedule a bit. Just with respect to boring things, like studying. And sleeping. And not panicking.
