Archive for December, 2004
In my former life, the one where I had a job and a purpose in life, I was a lawyer. A trial lawyer primarily, but to earn some extra cash I would also write appeals; you know, those things called “briefs” that all the nerdy lawyer types really get into. In the last year I [...]
See, the point of the last post was that he was saying no, you aren’t fat, but thought it would be funny to say yes because he knows I am sensitive about my weight right now and not that the answer was actually yes, you are fat because if that was the honest answer, then [...]
My husband is an aspiring stand up comedian. What this means is that he writes stuff down and then when I’m drunk he has me read it because when I’m drunk I think everything is funny. However, my husband the comedian cannot stand being teased. I mean absolutely cannot stand it to the point where [...]
I am now going to bitch and moan about something all women bitch and moan about at some point in their lives – I am fat. I mean it. I am not even lying. I’m not saying I’m 5’7″ and weight 125 pounds and god, I feel like a whale. I mean this person who [...]
There is not just one new garbage can in Mt. Vernon, there are five. I rule.
My dog, Sappho, is now 12 years old and she needs Depends. Yesterday we came home from going somewhere, I forgot where now. Oh, right. I went to the gym and then went to Macy’s to buy Xmas gifts for the Xtian part of the family and I ended up buying myself a dress with [...]
It’s 1:20 am and I am proud to announce that I finally filled in the National Conference of Bar Examiner’s online version of “my book about me”. If you had access to it (which you don’t), you could read about my professional training, jobs, education, etc. But, more importantly, you would learn some personal stuff [...]