Archive for September, 2004

Pictures, okay, well, a picture

I am trying out this great linking thing and I’m going to go a bit overboard. For now, I’m going to show you the courthouse where I spend a lot of days. It is right up the hill from our office and it makes life sooo easy. The ladies in the coffee-shop in the sub-basement [...]

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The Lady of the Manor

We are trying to rent out our house since the contract for the sale fell through. Last night I showed it to three different groups of people. The first woman was very nice, pleasant, seemed normal. Her husband works construction and she’s got three teenage kids. Now, my husband and I bitched about how small [...]

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stupid picture

stupid picture doesn’t come up. now you’ll never see it! never!! and i was so proud of myself.

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No Exit

The title to this post is not meant to be metaphysical. Hell, I don’t even really know what metaphysical means anymore (even though I was a philosophy major). Anyway, my husband reminded me of a trial I did last year. My client was charged with sodomizing and kidnapping a 14 year old boy. Well, he [...]

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Way Up North

We went up north yesterday to meet with the DA on this child sex case wherein our client is charged with doing all sorts of nasty stuff to two of his own kids and also to his ex-girlfriend’s kid. He is actually charged with incest. This is not a charge you see all that often, [...]

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Still not very Funny

Dammit! Blondejustice has gone and done it again. To all potential clients out there – please say or do something funny in the next week or two so I can have some amusing anecdote to share. Thank you. In other news, my husband and I wrote a check for our new tiny apartment in Baltimore. [...]

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nothing funny ever happens to me

So I’m reading all these other blogs, and if I knew how to link to them I would, but anyway, they are really funny. They have funny clients and funny things happen to them in court and their clients say funny things. Like http://blondejustice.blogspot.com (hey! I linked!!) She has the funny bannana client and the [...]

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